Yeah so like i'm a prophet, and i was just wondering if any of you other prophets out there have chatted with God lately. You know how he is. I guess i'll just say he works in mysterious ways for another few years till i ask around again. Pretty soon though, people are going to want answers. This mysterious crap isn't going to last forever.
Ooops where's my manners... Amen!
2007-10-28 06:36:48 · 15 answers · asked by Agnostic Front 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Celestine C - i cant believe he called you a moron! Omg that god, he's such a hoot.
But a sex change? She? christ, what is that fool up to now.
2007-10-28 06:55:04 · update #1
He Spoke to me through the Haze that is called 'LIFE', and do you know what....?....He said.."Plod ON"(Oh, and be "BLESSED")
2007-10-28 06:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah I have and the first church of Jacob is born?! A Spiritual Church! because all the other Churches aren't listening and are Financial institutions....8 years excommunicated from Mainsteam Christianity my self.
2016-04-05 13:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.
And let me tell you... That sistah is one mad lady.
All these people thinking they can talk for her.
And thinking they need to defend her.
She said if she needed defending, then by golly she could do it herself.
She says that people who feel the need to defend her are saying that they're tougher and more powerful than her. And it's really starting to get on her last nerve.
2007-10-28 06:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by John Q. P 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, he said "I don't exist, send Celestine C all of your money". Oh and this: "You're a moron!"
2007-10-28 06:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Celestine C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I predict that the most hated man in New York, will die on a New York Holiday...this is too easy...
2007-10-28 06:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope -shes away on her hols at the mo... second parallel universe to the left!
i'll let her know you wanted a chat ... ;-)
2007-10-28 06:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep here's the latest news
11th commandment: Thou shalt use Microsoft products
2007-10-28 07:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Luke A. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She called just last night to say she'd be delayed a few more days.
2007-10-28 06:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I have heard from God today and he has plenty to say, and not very much is good.
2007-10-28 06:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No one talks with god. True prophets think with god.
2007-10-28 06:52:02 · answer #10 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Yes , he keeps asking for the gigli dvd i barrowed from him
2007-10-28 06:39:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋