2007-10-28 05:12:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well... it all began when i was trying to find a place to hide the bodies....
2007-10-28 05:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You confess everything that is a mortal sin.....and if you choose, anything else that is bothering you. You seek the counsel of the priest of God.
http://www.call2holiness.org/faith.html
2007-10-28 12:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by The Cub 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pope is the Antichrist and the Catholic Church is the tool of Satan on Earth.
2007-10-28 12:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by realchurchhistorian 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
"Is there an ash tray in here? I need to flick"
"I'm not Catholic, I was looking for a phone"
"This isn't the elevator?"
"Are you naked in there?"
2007-10-28 12:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Tell the preist your a minor that has a fetishes for men in suits. Here's a star for making me hot all over.
2007-10-28 12:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by STAR POWER=) 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hey Pops ! Listen up !! That "dress" you're wearing makes you look like a transvestite !
2007-10-28 12:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whatever you wouldn't say in the presence of Christ Himself, because that's where you are.
2007-10-28 12:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Gee, Father, I know it was wrong and that I shouldn't have done it but, gosh, it was GREAT!"
2007-10-28 12:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that you came on to a pre-teen boy and feel really bad about it.
2007-10-28 12:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by josh h 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
YOUR A MUSLIM!!AND THE NUNS ARE LOOKING HOT TODAY
2007-10-28 12:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋