Who likes Mother-in-law jokes?

Question

A man takes his dog to the vet and asks him to cut the dog’s tail off. The vet can find nothing wrong with the dog’s tail and asks the man why. He replies ‘My Mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don’t want anything in the house to make her think she’s welcome.’

Answer 1

funny...more please xxx

Answer 2

Brilliant

Answer 3

I read it in the Chinese jokes book first. I laugh and laugh. That is the crazy man and a poor dog!!

Answer 4

This kind of joke is quite fun but they don't apply to my mother-in-law who's very nice

Answer 5

Here's a better one for ya:

A man comes home drunk one night and so he doesn't get into too much trouble he decides to orally satisfy his wife. He goes under the covers and does the deed. Afterwards, he decides to wash the unpleasant taste from his mouth and goes to the bathroom. Sitting on the toilet seat is his wife. "How the hell did you beat me into the bathroom?" He asks amazed. "SHHHH!" She replied "Quiet, you'll wake mother. She's spending the night!"

Answer 6

I guess everyone likes them but mothers-in-law.
I don't even like calling my kids houses and I get along fine with all of them.

Answer 7

Brilliant. Nobody ever really means the jokes though so their all good

Answer 8

dog gone tail .lol

Answer 9

Good one

Answer 10

lol 10/10 x

Answer 11

When my mother in law goes to the loo, it's the toilet that shites itself.