Neighbors
>
> A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell
> rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her
> to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a
> towel and runs downstairs.
> When she opens the door, there stands her next-door
> neighbor, Rob.
> Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500
> dollars to drop that towel you have on."
> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
> stands naked in front of him.
> He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500 dollars, and
> leaves.
> Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back
> on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the
> shower, "Who was that?"
> "It was Rob from next door," she replies.
> "Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the
> $500 dollars he owes me?"
2007-10-28 04:44:39 · 15 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. that was great
2007-10-28 05:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by babe with an attitude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha..i've heard that before but it still tickles me...i have 1 for you too...
Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"
2007-10-28 21:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tht waz gud
read thiz:
Sindhi donates blood 2 a rich prsn n he gifts him a car.
Sindhi donates blood again but he gives hima 50 rs. saying :Ab mujhmai sindhi ka khoon hai
Harbhajan ne a[ni biwi sai pucha 'kya me tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
viwi boli ' kar di sardaro wali baat, spinaro ko kabhi opening milti hai kabhi
2007-10-28 05:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent!!
starred
im at work and im not supposed to be doin these sort of things on the computer but i was nearly caught out there now when i busted out laughin lol
=]
2007-10-28 04:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sure says a lot for that neighbor!
2007-10-29 03:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. perverted jokes are the best. heres a little sweet perverted joke.
a women sits on pinnochio's nose and says "Lie Pinnochio, LIE!!!!!"
2007-10-28 04:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jeannex33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
I don't think so has a woman like her!
2007-10-28 04:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Chan A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke.
*, 10/10.
cheeky man, isn't he,hahaha.
2007-10-28 05:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldies are still the funniest
2007-10-28 06:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes lol* should have asked for more lol* just kidding :) no i wuldnt do it hehee:)
2007-10-29 06:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋