A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi straight away.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: "Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie"
"Who?" says the man.
"Stevie Jones. He was a guy who did everything right. Like my taxi being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened for Stevie."
"Well no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody," the man replies.
"Not Stevie," says cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have turned professional at golf or tennis and he danced like a West End star. He was handsome and sophisticated, more than George Clooney. He had a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. He was something!"
"Somehow Stevie just new exactly how to make women happy," the cabbie continues.
"He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out."
"No wonder you remember him!" says the man.
"I never actually met Stevie," admits cabbie.
"Then how do you know so much about him?" asks the man.
"After he died I married his wife."
2007-10-28 04:35:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 04:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-03 02:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-28 11:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, probably strike a chord with many people.
2007-10-28 11:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's more towards sweet than funny actually =)
2007-10-28 11:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol that was actually great
but the punch line could have had more .. delivery
but it was funny
=]
2007-10-28 11:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute, I gave you a star.
2007-10-28 11:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Love it!
Thay do say you don`t know what you have till its gone!!!!!
2007-10-28 11:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i did'nt see the punchline coming ,cool one
2007-10-28 13:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 12:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋