Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
2007-10-28 04:31:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Adrian- thanx for them i lol :-)
2007-10-28 05:11:16 · update #1
Very Good, must remember them and post back on here next month, but don't tell anyone ok??? *
2007-10-28 04:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-02 19:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chinese books and their authors.
1. Spots on the wall. By Hoo Flung Dung
2. The Aching groin. By Wan Hung Lo.
French.
1. Painful knackers. By Claude Balls.
I'm sure there are others.
2007-10-28 05:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
Thanx for the laugh x
You deserve a star.
2007-10-28 05:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
learn to speak chinese
1) are you harboring a fugitive- hu yu hai ding
2) see me a.s.a.p- kum hia now
3) small horses- tai ni po ni
4) your price is too high- no bai dam thing
5) did you go to the beach- wai yu so tan
6) i bumped into a coffee table- ai bang mai ni
7) i think you need a facelift- chin tu fat
2007-10-28 05:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I loved them.
Thank you for sharing.
A star for you and 10/10.
2007-10-28 05:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have me rolling today! Good ones! 10.10 and a star!~
2007-10-28 05:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, have a star.
2007-10-28 07:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by Maggs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 05:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 04:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋