Name: Women
Symbol: Woe
Accepted weight: 120
Physical Properties: Boils at nothing and freezes at any minute. Melts when treated; very bitter if not well used.
Occurrence: Found wherever man exists.
Chemical properties: Posses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent reaction if alone. Turns green when placed besides a better-looking specimen.
Uses: Highly ornamental; useful as a tonic in the acceleration of low spirits and as an equalizer of the distribution of wealth. Probably the most effective income-reducing agent know (Reducing agent).
CAUTION: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE IN INEXPERIENCED HANDS.
Sorry girls...but you must accept it because it is a fact.
Please rate it.
2007-10-28 04:09:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mikhil M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont be sorry!
Its funny!
I`m a women with a sense of humour ha ha!
2007-10-28 04:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's certainly C because of the fact your question says chemical properties and the names of components and atomic a lot have no longer something to do with chemical properties. Reactivity even nonetheless, is a chemical assets and the communities in the periodic table have particular kinds for reactivity. case in point alkali metals are the main reactive of the metals (i think of lol i'm only attempting to furnish an occasion)
2016-12-30 08:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I'm sorry, but to this autistic the whole verse fell flat. Your illustration is a rather colorful description of the NT female; but I am used to REAL physical science labs, and the elements don't react in such finicky manner.
As one King Features Syndicate cartoon ended (paraphrase): "Female, she is fickle, ha."
2007-10-28 14:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by B. C. Schmerker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I am a woman!
And yes, that's funny!!
10/10 and a star!
2007-10-28 04:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Someone already posted this today). It's still funny. I'll add one: Known to knock men over.
2007-10-28 04:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Now that's funny. For that you get a star.
2007-10-28 06:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-10-28 04:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 04:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2007-10-28 04:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD, good one
2007-10-28 04:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋