One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.
He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary..."
2007-10-28 01:21:46 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, i like it, have a star
2007-10-28 01:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could make the internet a better place how would you do it. Would you need money or from what you know would it need no money. The internet is a wonderfull thing and has dogs cats elvis presley horses bats caves batman games film reviews james bond 007 gardening tips alan tichmarsh bird watching bonsai trees www.digistar-solutions.com people make money from the internet and some people make the internet a bad place by putting sex on it but if you are a normal internet user you can make the internet more safe by using the best anti spyware programs and other things.. hahahah rant rant father Christmas is on his way
Make the internet you money box. As ian dury once said sex and drugs and rock and roll. From the internet you and make you day like clint eastwood nearly said. Christmas presents are wonderful money make things if you have an online internet business that you make your money from www.digistar-solutions.com and don’t bother coming up for air like p diddy and the other rappers snoop dog and the muslims yeah yeah yeah the beatles always say the internet is a fine money make thing. James bond had hard days night so I love you all and the internet loves you
2007-10-28 01:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny
2007-10-28 01:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one.
I would give you an "A" for it, but it just seems right to give a "BB"
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2007-10-28 01:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another cracker
2007-10-28 02:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 03:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2007-10-28 01:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2007-10-28 01:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-28 01:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. great one once again.*.thnx for posting.
2007-10-28 04:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋