And flops his old john thomas on the counter. He then says to the beautiful female assistant " can you fix this please"
To which she replies "excuse me sir that sign outside says clock repairs not c.o.c.k repairs". " Yes I know, but i'd like you to put 2 hands on this"
2007-10-28 01:10:19 · 14 answers · asked by dickyb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 03:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would the first hand be for a minute or an hour, because the next one would have to be the second?
Either way, it could be a good time.
:)
2007-10-28 08:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny haha
2007-10-28 08:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2007-10-28 08:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was trying to wind her up
2007-10-28 08:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by focus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming,good one
2007-10-28 08:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by josephrob2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck , I hope that person was not you!
2007-10-28 08:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good!
2007-10-28 08:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stuuuuuuuupid!
2007-10-28 08:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by death messenger17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2007-10-28 08:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋