Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks!
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
2007-10-28 00:57:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Please star if you like it!
2007-10-28 00:58:04 · update #1
loool that was fun , but don't count on them , usually girls look before they reject and at that moment I start my charm :D
2007-10-28 01:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I would love to use these, but my memory is short...Im 40 now, and dont get picked up on too much anymore. my comebacks, is just usually a sound of disgust, and moving away from the perpetrator..lol
Very funny ones they are though!
2007-10-28 16:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by evanlah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Ooh... What happened? Was there an earthquake when you were____ (made, born, etc.) "Who would want to hang out with someone so dorky?" "I may be dorky, but at least when I go through a crowd no one yells 'Look out, wide load coming through!'" How ya like them apples? Sumo San called, he wants his @$$ hole back. "Remove head from sphincter, then drive!" (10 Things I Hate About You) Don't let _____ see him/her. She/He practically rapes anything that moves. Ahh! Stop raping me with your eyes! Ya can't rape the willing! :D
2016-04-10 22:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice !!!
Not that anyone has hit on my in the past (im only 13), but when they do, I will deff use em in the future!!
2007-10-28 07:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny ;-)
@Hasafer: nefsy a3raf gaybe el seqqa dee kolaha menan ;-)
2007-10-28 17:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Hope 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all...I LOVE these!! HYSTERICAL!! Oh golly...
*wipes away tears*
...then, secondly...Hasafer sure has no problem in the ego department, does he?? LOL
2007-10-28 02:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
- Clapping Hands-
Very good
2007-10-28 01:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice ones in there
2007-10-28 01:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-28 04:50:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooolz, soooooooo funny.
2007-10-28 07:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by Green visitor is back :D 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋