1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like you’re passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl’s bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
2007-10-28 00:19:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha luved the batman one!
2007-10-28 00:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not just leave the cinema instead of annoying the f**k out of people who have paid to watch it and don't want idiots like you spoiling it for them?
2007-10-28 07:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by DW 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 07:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked the 3rd 5th 7th 10th 15th
i better not get kicked out of the theatre hall for doing all these whacky stuff lol
2007-10-28 07:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by dixi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about...
16. Watch the ******* movie so that the people who paid for their tickets and want to see it can actually enjoy it.
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2007-10-28 07:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you forgot all ther erotic things that happen between lovers at the movies... Head just isn't head if you aren't at the thearters full of people.
2007-10-28 07:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ideas and funny too.
2007-10-28 08:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some good ideas in here
2007-10-28 07:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i tend to fart a lot.
2007-10-28 07:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2007-10-28 07:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋