A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee..."
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2007-10-27 22:57:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol I have never heard that one before it's a definate yay from me.
2007-10-27 23:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So the face lift was an all over skin tightener that would explain how her breasts got all the way to her eyes. I don't know what to think of this joke.
2007-10-28 06:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay, how cute
2007-10-28 06:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay..it was cute
2007-10-28 06:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by justmenothinelse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay-very very old-
2007-10-28 06:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋