If your a server in a restaurant, what's the FUNNIEST thing u ever did or said N front of a customer?

Answer 1

I confidently went up to a couple who were regulars. I thought I knew them. I started talking about her job and how their daughter was doing. They looked at me strangely. It was only at the end of the meal they told me I had been wrong the whole time! But we all got a good laugh out of it.