Wouldn't a creator know that woman can not hol it in as easily as guys?
This is just wrong.
2007-10-27 16:32:51 · 12 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Yes I had a rough trip today...
2007-10-27 16:33:10 · update #1
*hold it in* that is
2007-10-27 16:33:58 · update #2
god was walking through the garden one day when he saw adam and eve poling for catfish.
"hey, guys," he said"i just come up with this really neat idea. it is called a 'penis' and it lets you pee in a bottle. so whichever one of you asks me nicely first gets to have one."
adam was bigger and stronger than eve. he slapped his hand over his wife's mouth, and shouted:
"god, i think you should give that neat stuff to your firstborn."
"fair enough, adam." said god, "here is your penis. and i wish you a lifetime's delight with peeing into bottles."
then god turned to eve.
"sorry, hon," god apologised, "you seem to have got stuck with multiple orgasms."
2007-10-27 23:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by synopsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can pee in a bottle. It's just that I'm not as neat about it as someone with a penis. Now I have a question. If you can pee in a bottle, then why do you constantly miss when you're peeing in a toilet? My husband complains about this when he goes into a men's restroom. There's pee on the floor, the toilet seat and the sides of the stall. Sometimes there's even pee on the toilet tank if there is one.
2007-10-28 01:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by RoVale 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You gotta be a female to be asking a question like that.
The reason girls can't write their name in the snow is because in would be just too damned difficult to get an eight pound baby through a channel the size of a man's penis.
2007-10-27 23:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by the old dog 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Guys can't give birth or feel a baby grow inside of them. Just for those two things I will pass up peeing in a bottle any day...let them whip it out where they please to pee...I will take the miracle of childbirth & the inconvience of a squat.
2007-10-27 23:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jajajaja... it is funny... though only man would come up with pee in a bottle... even if I could I don't think I would like to do that.... I dont mind squating..... think about this.. when man go to the toilet for number 2 ... they have to put it inside the toilet too.... yac!!
2007-10-27 23:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Konnie -chan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last i knew- a girl CAN pee in a bottle.
2007-10-28 00:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Zarro Z 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cause someone had to create the bottle in which to pee.
Duh.
2007-10-27 23:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mojo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't write my name in the snow with it either- but I'm not complaining.
2007-10-27 23:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by It's Ms. Fusion if you're Nasty! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Barbara Eden did.......(I Dream of Jeannie)
2007-10-27 23:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I peed in my shoe once - while in the woods - and not on purpose.
2007-10-27 23:37:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋