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My dog died, my van broke down, my wife won't talk to me, my sons won't visit, I'm getting audited, I lost my job, I seem to have E.D., and it rained today and my hair got frizzy.

2007-10-27 16:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

Things could be worse, you could be wearing spandex

2007-10-27 16:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

Doggie will always be in your memories...the gods gave us legs so as to walk...I wouldn't complain if I had a wife and she didn't talk to me...your sons will see the light of day when they grow up...footprints on the trail of an audit are easily disguised...lose your job, find yourself...WTF's ED?...it can't rain all the time...frizzy is in. You are lucky you haven't lost bowel control. Life could be worse...just roll with the punches for now. You'll be right, kiddo. Keep smiling.

2007-10-28 04:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by thequeenofthesilverdollar 5 · 0 0

My daughter crashed her brand new convertible while driving drunk, My sister just got pancreatic cancer, and my ex wife just got married to my best friend. I need some cheering up myself.

2007-10-27 23:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 0 0

Stick with God
He'll take you places you've never dreamed of!

2007-10-27 23:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN 7 · 4 0

Well, one thing I know is GOD LOVES YOU! Smile you are alive and that is what counts.

2007-10-27 23:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

aww.

*makes chicken noodle soup*

2007-10-27 23:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by the new cookie cutter style 6 · 0 0

Well you don't have to feed any of them any more.....

2007-10-27 23:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by Whoooa Mule 3 · 0 0

sure STARt YOUR LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN!

2007-10-27 23:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

umm. wow. you have issues. CHEER UP!!!

2007-10-27 23:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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