"Mrs Ward, please."
"Speaking," she replies.
" Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well, and now we're uncertain as to which ones are your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs Ward asks.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's terrible! Can't we just do the test over?" questions Mrs Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"And? What the hell am I supposed to do now?" she enquires, very upset.
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
2007-10-27 14:28:57 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Keep them coming. You are just what this category has needed for quite sometime. You make me and from what I see from others, you make them young again too. You have a special gift of laughter. Please don't lose it!!
2007-10-27 14:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by sherry 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2015-07-01 13:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funneeeeeeee
2007-10-27 14:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! LOL I'm trying to catch up and I'm going through reading the jokes, even when I don't get a chance to answer. Just wanted to say thanks for the laughs.
2007-10-27 15:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
With all this good stuff coming on like this joke, how will I ever get to bed so I can get up early and work tomorrow. grrrr
2007-10-27 15:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny, very funny. Good way to start our day with a good chuckle!
2007-10-27 23:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG I laughed out loud, that is so funny - thank you ! I needed that. And the really funny thing is it makes sense to do that ROFLMAO
2007-10-27 15:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I read this to my brother visiting from out of town and he asked me to make him a copy so he can take it back with him ..... lol
2007-10-27 15:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by Diana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
that's funny and i just can't believe Medicare even bothered to call!
2007-10-27 16:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one. Top marks!!
2007-10-28 03:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋