where do baby's come from?

Question

i know they come from a man and woman but how?

Answer 1

the hospital, duh! When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the mommy eats really fatty foods for nine months, and then goes to the hospitla to get lypo suction,and they give her a baby as a going away present!

Answer 2

Babies come from heaven....... =)

If you are seriously asking this question, the best thing to do would be to ask a parent, or a school nurse. If you listen to what strangers tell you.... You could end up confused, and misled.

Incase you are seriously asking...

Ideally, when a man and a woman love each other, and make a commitment to one another (marriage, for example), they become intimately involved with one another (sexual intercourse). During which, the man's sperm travels through the woman's body, and penetrates her egg. This is conception. The fertilized egg then begins to develop into a baby, inside the Mommy's body, over the next 9 months. When the baby is ready to be born, Mommy's body begins to contract, an pushes the baby out.... The baby is born. =)

For more details, ask a parent, school nurse, or a doctor.

.....This is assuming you are really wanting to know, and this isn't just a question posted to be silly..... =b

Answer 3

There are multiple versions of this story.
1) Stork. Man had sex with a stork and when the male stork found out and slapped her to the front porch of random people. Might also be where domestic violence came from

2) Birds & Bees. The story is that the bee met the bird, and it was the bee's first time. Despite her fear she finally put out to the bird. Despite of this, well actually because of this, she couldnt get enough of the bird. But you know what happened, the bird contracted aids, and the Bee got Bird Flu.

3)Paris.

4) ACTUAL VERSION!!! A man meets a women, and when they decide the time is right, the man goes to one room and the womans goes to another room. The mann deposits his seamen where a doctor transplants that to the womans egg. The egg is now fertilized and a 9 month process of vommiting and mood swings begin. Then a baby comes out of the birth canal. It is the most beautiful experience a man, a woman, and 12 doctors can have.

Answer 4

A man and a women love each other. When the time is right God decides it is time for them to have a baby together. He puts a baby in the womens belly and 9 months later a doctor takes the baby out.

Answer 5

The mom gets pregnant from the dad and her egg is fertilized. Much like planting seeds in a garden but this is inside the mommy. Then the little baby grows for 9 months inside her belly and then she goes to the hospital and the baby comes out from her stomach, and there you go. Just like microwave popcorn.

Answer 6

Babies come by pushing hard to make it come out.I remember when I was very young my sister said to me "I know where babies come from, do you" ?I told her they come from a place you know down there. She said no. Then I told her babies come from the navel.She said no.Then I suggested they come from a place between her breasts.And still I was wrong.So I never got to know where babies come from.I was 16 years old when I realized human beings do sexual intercouse too just like other animals.I thought humans were superior. What a let down that was.But when I was sixteen I stumbled across masturbation.

Answer 7

Seattle

Answer 8

Sperm cell from a man's penis gets united with a ovary egg inside a woman's vagina.

Sorry. Don't know how else to put it "discretely." You shouldn't ask questions like that.

It's obvious you're too young to know.

Answer 9

When the sperm from the male's semen enters the females vaginal cavity and makes it ways to the ovaries or "egg sack" and then fertilizes the egg then creating an embryo. This embryo eventually becomes the baby that emerges after 9 months.

Answer 10

aren't you a little too young to be on the internet? okay heres the story. your parents fill out a form, and give it to the mail man and he delivers the baby tho the door. LOL xDxDxDxD

vaginas

Answer 11

havent you GONE TO SCHOOL?

babys come from the mooms tummy. they come from 2 sperms. one from dad and other from mom. those 2 combines and forms a baby. then the blood in woman help fertilize the baby

thats just the simple meaning. but if you want to no more..which i dont know WHY go on the internet and search or go to the library