maybe this will wake thing up.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.? They sit down and engage in an animated conversation that seems to be English.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.? I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
2007-10-27 12:49:42 · 19 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Don't make me laugh, uncle smiley...this dang dress is too tight and already I'm poppin' out like Elvira as it is!
Hush....what's that I hear??????
2007-10-27 12:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What a great way to show people how the art of perception can often be overlooked when it has never been experienced. This reminds me that EXPERIENCE actually IS the best teacher! What a wonderful use of the language this is! Bravo!!!
2007-10-27 20:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Beware!Belly laugh erupting!
2007-10-27 21:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to read that a couple times cuz I'm kinda slow, but I got it eventually...
What you post always makes me laugh. :)
2007-10-27 22:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Petina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a bout time I think it is nap time for everyone , that was a funny joke
2007-10-27 19:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jan 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm awake now. Tee hee hee hee! Now that's funny.
2007-10-28 02:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LORDY, LORDY. I done peed my pants. TTTTOOOO funny.
Best I've heard in a while, fur sure.
2007-10-27 20:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Moe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yep, nap time... and dat ol' man river just keeps rollin along
2007-10-28 14:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great one and i need to remember it.
2007-10-27 21:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by rem552000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a funny one arent you. keep them coming .
2007-10-27 19:55:13 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋