2007-10-27 09:26:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
don't expect 2 get best answer if u say man u is good
2007-10-28 06:40:54 · update #1
there are 2 many 2 choose out a fave. here are a few.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson
Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brookes
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Austrailia.
--Charles Schultz
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
--Stephen King
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
--Dave Barry
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.
--Lynda Montgomery
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
--George Gobel
2007-10-27 09:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a lot, but here are a few:
"it takes both, rain and sunshine to make a rainbow"
-Ancient proverb
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there."
-will Rogers
"If You haven’t cried, your eyes cant be beautiful"
- Sophia Loren
You were born an original, don’t die a copy
- John mason
"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us."
- Helen Keller
2007-10-27 16:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by Smile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse"
-Unknown
"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
-Gerard Way
2007-10-27 16:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actions speak louder than words.
2007-10-27 16:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam Had Em
2007-10-27 16:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet
It's ok for a bit
But in the end you get p*ssed off
2007-10-27 16:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it".
-Ferris Bueller
2007-10-27 16:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the time of peace the warlike man attacks himself - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Or
KENNEDY..........K-ENN-EDY..............
Ken Kennedy
2007-10-27 16:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So quick bright things turn to confusion." -William Shakespeare, from "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
: )
2007-10-27 16:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by Erato 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"More to life than trying to survive" by Vanessa Carlton in the song "Annie"
2007-10-27 16:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by W.A.C.K.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋