What would He say before beating the chimp unconscious?
2007-10-27 09:24:22 · 45 answers · asked by obl_alive_and_well 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
"George you didn't even earn one onion root to hold onto to avoid hell."
2007-10-27 09:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
what the hell are you doing here.
DAD YOU SCREWED UP AGAIN!!!!
j.k actually I really have no idea. Perhaps it would be..
just a moment just need to pat you down, then I have a list of things to deal with the do unto others entrance requirements of heaven.
This of course all in Aramaic and George would likely be really confused and just walk through the gates anyway thinking who the hell is that guy, he looks sort of muslim..
ps I really don't stand by anything I just wrote and it is purely for humour..
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then it would go on something like
I think it would be more interesting to see mohammad moon bush and see what the result was.. would bush turn gay play football or take a photograph and risk the US embassy in every muslim nation being burned down.
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Chicken wing?
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a more interesting question might be:
How would GW Bush react to Paul kissing him.
2007-10-27 10:23:11 · answer #2 · answered by intracircumcordei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you are presuming a lot when you think that Jesus would share your political views.
I believe that He might take exception however to your characterization of the President as a chimp.
Jesus was the personification of love, and that was not a loving thing to say.
I think that it is very presumptuous of us to assume that Jesus is on one side or the other, just as it would be if we were children squabbling on the playground.
2007-10-27 09:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by maryjellerson 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus has already said it. He gave Israel their land and they have a title deed from Almighty God to be on that land and Jesus would remind the President - DO NOT DIVIDE MY LAND. Jesus would remind our President that He owns the earth and all that is in it and His Word will not change.
2007-10-27 09:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey man your doing great for an imbecile, tens of thousands dead, and Iraq virtually destroyed , you think you might nuke Iran?
2007-10-27 09:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by niddlie diddle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Say ur prayers is what he would say and plz don't insult chimps that way
2007-10-27 09:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You presume to use the Lord's name in a question that advocates the use of violence and think that GW Bush is going to have issues on his Judgement Day?
Let ye amongst you without sin......
2007-10-27 09:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Stop trying to shove amnesty - they know what is best since they live in the real world and you don't!
He would NOT beat Jorge Bush. He doesn't do things like that.
2007-10-27 09:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Well, I can't speak for Jesus( but who can), but I know where you're coming from.
2007-10-27 09:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You done a helluvah job Georgie!
2007-10-27 09:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by jiahua448 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Show some compassion..But He wouldn't beat Bush. It'd be like a human having a fight with an amoeba =]
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2007-10-27 09:28:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋