Oh coarse ninjas celebrate christmas. Sant is one of the greatist ninjas of all times! I mean who else can travel the world in one night, and sneek into that many houses. ONLY A NINJA! Lets look at the facts, He lives in a secret lair up in the north pole hidden from everyone, I mean no one has ever seen him (Very much like a ninja) Does he work with a bunch of elves who make toys? Don't be silly there's no such thing as elves. He works with a bunch of minjas (Very tiny ninjas)And let me tell you this, you do not want to cross a minja, thoses guys will slit your throat in two seconds. And of coarse there's the myth that santa wears red. That of coarse is very true BUT! the red comes from the blood of children who have woken up in the middle of the night and sneaked down stairs to try and get a glimps of santa. KIDS DO NOT DO IT he has to kill you IT'S THE CODE OF THE NINJA!
THAT IS WHY SANTA IS A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE LEAVEYOU COMMENTS ON MY TOPIC!
2007-10-27
08:44:09
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