I created these....
Chuck Norris can beat the stripes off a tiger
Chuck Norris' stare can pulverize diamonds
The Earth only started spinning when Chuck Norris punched the ground
Chuck Norris bleeds molten lead dyed red
A punch to the stomach by Chuck Norris can cause you to explosively expel your intestinal tract from both your anus and mouth
When Chuck Norris' goes to sleep so does the rest of the world
God directly consults with Chuck Norris on how to defeat Satan
Chuck Norris has defeated both Samson, Goliath and Hercules in a cage match, blindfolded, and hogtied
Chuck Norris' brain literally crunches numbers
Chuck Norris' can skin and herd cats and still have time to whoop your a**
Chuck Norris can kill a flock of birds with one stone
Diamonds are the dried tears of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' whoopa** cannot be contained in a can
Chuck Norris can strangle an anaconda with his hands
do you have any?
2007-10-27 08:31:41 · 9 answers · asked by Wesley W 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO
Chuck Norris invented the world pwn'd
Chuck Norris invented the internet so he could email and instant message whoopa** to enemies
Women who have had relations with Chuck Norris have a shorter lifespan
Coal is the byproduct of Chuck Norris crushing the bones of his enemies
2007-10-27 08:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000
2007-10-27 08:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pencils In The Wind 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
2007-10-27 08:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
if you took an ax to the head of chuck norris, the ax would split
alright, who the **** is giving everyone thumbs down, May chuck norris have mercy on you
2007-10-27 08:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Underneath Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.
2007-10-27 08:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
"Chuck Norris is a jumped up internet meme."
2007-10-27 08:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Tigris 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
How about all of the above.
2007-10-27 08:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
i just liked it when he knocked bruce on his @ss and just did the "no no no" with his finger.
2007-10-27 08:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
chuck norris' is gay booya
2007-10-27 08:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 1⤊ 8⤋