He can do it, but if he told anyone how they would immediately disintegrate.
2007-10-27 08:16:01
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answer #1
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answered by AllahFeatTheMasters 1
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Chuck Norris can beat the stripes off a tiger
Chuck Norris' stare can pulverize diamonds
The Earth only started spinning when Chuck Norris punched the ground
Chuck Norris bleeds molten lead dyed red
A punch to the stomach by Chuck Norris can cause you to explosively expel your intestinal tract from both your anus and mouth
When Chuck Norris' goes to sleep so does the rest of the world
God directly consults with Chuck Norris on how to defeat Satan
Chuck Norris has defeated both Samson, Goliath and Hercules in a cage match, blindfolded, and hogtied
Chuck Norris' brain literally crunches numbers
Chuck Norris' can skin and herd cats and still have time to whoop your a**
Chuck Norris can kill a flock of birds with one stone
2007-10-27 15:15:55
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answered by Wesley W 5
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Of course he can. What goes on in that head is far greater than anything that could be comprehended by mere mortals such as ourselves. Even if he were to explain how to divide by zero to the smartest person on the planet, their head would explode just after 2 seconds of the explanation. It's that intense. Einstein could probably last a minute in that explanation, but even then he wouldn't understand most of that minute.
2007-10-27 15:17:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Chuck Norris can do anything Chuck Norris wants.
2007-10-27 15:17:59
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answered by Anonymous
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It doesn't take an Einstein. Anybody can divide by zero. You just end up with the same value as the number being divided by zero.
2007-10-27 15:18:38
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Anything is possible with Chuck Norris.
2007-10-27 15:14:43
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answered by ~JennyBunny~ 7
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Yes. He just has problems with numbers larger than that.
2007-10-27 15:15:00
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answered by Jacob A 5
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yes he's freakin chuck norris.
2007-10-27 15:15:54
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answer #8
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answered by Pencils In The Wind 5
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ahhhhhh now you freakin sound like my spanish teacher
2007-10-27 16:17:35
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answered by aj 2
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=D..lol
2007-10-27 15:20:17
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answered by Anonymous
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