I was jogging one morning...two racoons were running down a hill toward me. When they saw me they tried to make a fast 90 degree turn but they were going too fast, they both lost traction, they both rolled head over heels down hill like some cartoon. I could not continue running because I was laughing so hard.
2007-10-27 06:36:00
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answered by jxt299 7
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There was this 5 year-old boy who received his Certificate of Completion for attending a pre-school course and started prancing around the stage with the certificate held high as if he won the best trophy that life could have!
How I wish I had a video-cam then and recorded it all...
And the funniest yet: other parents shooed him off the stage (killjoy adults!).
2007-10-27 06:41:00
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answered by Bummerang 5
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Haha.. In real life the other day, I was riding the school bus and it came up behind an old lady walking and she turned around and put her hands over her mouth and looked scared like she'd never seen a school bus before.
2007-10-27 06:35:53
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answered by Anonymous
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A Female Great Dane owned me in the 80's and early 90 's. We took her and our other dogs to a county park and let them run . One Sunday ,she was running after our greyhound and my brother called her and started running the other way, She quickly closed in on him but he was turning slightly and She hit him going full blast and knocked him down. My brother is 6ft 2 and 290 pounds, wears a size 16 wedding ring, The dog hit him on the backs of his legs and she folded up like and accordion and made a huge oooff sound as my brother falls on his face. She staggered around for a minute and my brother is picking grass out of his beard. and I was rolling around on the ground laughing.
2007-10-27 07:24:20
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answered by redd headd 7
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I was walking to work and in front of the Ralph Lauren store and they had this tv screen with models walking down it and there was this crazy homeless type man in front of the window acting like he was modeling to. He kept striking a pose. I didn't want to openly laugh because of the fact that he was crazy I didn't want him to think I wanted to talk to him.
2007-10-27 06:39:38
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answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7
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After an ice storm my buddies and I watched people come out of an after-hours bar after it closed. We were waiting on a cab out front. Almost everyone busted their a** when they got out to the street. It wouldn't have been so funny if we weren't drunk (+ we busted our a** when we came out also)
2007-10-27 06:39:32
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answered by Mark D 4
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I saw two birds going at it once.
2007-10-27 06:35:33
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answered by Anonymous
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THESE THINGS::
www.dumbphotos.com
2007-10-27 06:36:56
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answered by Anonymous
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your face
2007-10-27 06:35:25
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answered by Anonymous
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