.... she's a metamorph and said that she'll change into a man or a giraffe just so she won't have to comfort me or pay child support .... or alien support ....any advice?
2007-10-27 05:22:45 · 3 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Try to relax! The CIA is, at this very moment, working on the decryption of what appears to be the diary (or log of events) of a female alien currently living among us on Planet Earth. So far, it has been ascertained that her mission here was to create a small sub-culture of alien-human children by impregnating twelve (one per month) CIA agents (which, of course, is how the CIA originally became familiar with this information.) From that point, her goals extended to several members of the NBA.... plus, one lone subscriber to a web-site known as Y!A.... (Guess who!) Anyway, further findings have concluded that she is, presently, waiting for the test results on DNA samples collected, seemingly, during each impregnation.... after which, her plans are unclear. Therefore, my advice to you is to remain calm until the CIA has completed its work on this project... at which time they will, most certainly, contact you with further instructions. You are, by all appearances, not alone..... but, in good company.
Oh yes, one more thing. Apparently, it was not a random decision to include NBA players in this "experiment". You see....also found among the writings of your Way Out Alien Momma were references to a previous alien visit approximately 47 years ago.... by one of her female "elders". At that time, only one pregnancy took place... that of a gentleman who was skilled at the game of basketball. I mention this only because you may be familiar with the alien child born to this man (although the story was hushed due to his embarassment). The child grew up with both his father's skills.... and his Mother's alien ways. You do remember Dennis Rodman, don't you?
2007-10-28 01:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
Usually the man leaves the girl but now its the other way around...see how it feels??? (Its neve rhappened to me but it has to a friend)
2007-10-27 12:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahhaha.
the more you speak the more you get creative.
2007-10-27 12:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋