*****
Job
Have I the wherewithal?
Have I the fortitude?
I certainly have the vocabulary…
I am worthy,
I am competent,
It says so in my resume…
What of reliability?
I am stalwart and dependable,
Highly recommendable…
I’ll wait here for your answer,
A testament to my patience,
I will be here if you need me….
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2007-10-27 02:06:06 · 17 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
I liked it, but it would not serve me well as I have none of these credentials, I don't do resumes as I am Unemployable, to work with me the trouble is too great. Fold is the only one I know who can work with anybody, those that fail to work with him, are those that fail to really ever get to the interview bit, and fail to get the jest, what a guy!
A little incomprehensible randomness for you I hope you don't fial this under hazardous do not uncork potent brew of babble contained.
2007-10-28 08:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silver Pen! Humerous irony. Proof in the putting (of roots).
2007-10-27 23:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by LELAND 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ermmm...May i seek your permission to use this on my next interview to be a copywriter/scriptwriter? Coz i think i'm gonna be the coolest candidate then!!! hahaha. Something i haven't tried before though. It's crazy yet creative. ;-)
2007-10-27 13:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll hire you in a New York minute, you're not as old as the gentleman above said you are, oh who cares HAHA
2007-10-27 19:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by I Heart Holidays... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you are hired as long as you can say "Have a nice McDay" at the cash register to the customers. LOL
Sounds good buddy. I would put it on your resume' Might help. Good luck.
2007-10-27 09:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I really do love that! If someone sent me that on their resume, they'd definitely get called in for an interview and I'd more than likely hire them (as long as they haven't ever robbed a bank).
2007-10-27 09:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Yeah I'll hire you but I work for an optometrist, is that the kind of work you are looking for?
2007-10-28 00:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will give those words (with your permission, of course) to the son who is still in his bed...it is now 1:20 in the afternoon!!!
2007-10-27 16:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha... Dude, can I take this with me from now during my job hunts??? That would knock Macy's socks off!
2007-10-28 01:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Set backs are a Writer's greatest ally.
2007-10-27 11:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋