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Do you think we should invent an omnipresent refrigerator to keep God's corpse?
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2007-10-26 22:36:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do not worry, it will rain with formalin for 40 days and 40 nights.
2007-10-26 22:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by berkut 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Great- our morgue only has 4 body coolers (large Seattle hospital, too), not enough room as it is. Now you're telling me that God will be taking up all of them? Sheesh! We'll never pass our next CAP inspection now.
Edit: I just saw the answer above me- thanks for the warning about the formalin! I'll make sure to order extra Neutralex and a respirator! :)
2007-10-26 22:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by Queenie in the vitamins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if god is omnipresent that means he is on a different quantum existence then us.
Meaning we would have to be omnipresent ourself to smell a dead god....
2007-10-26 22:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Air Wick
2007-10-26 22:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God cannot die. He's technically not even alive either. He's in a state that no living human being can understand. we will only find out when we are to be with God in heaven
2007-10-26 22:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by lucy_ndasky 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God had no beginning or ending. But evidently you have not started.
Proverbs 9;7 - The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy [is] understanding.
2007-10-27 00:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by ajw 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hope you realise you are insulting God with all these stupid questions,but the worst part is i have to love you ,otherwise i don't love God.Talk about a cross to carry !
2007-10-26 23:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, considering that God is supposed to be love and light and rainbows and roses... then his rotting corpse should smell pretty darn good.
2007-10-26 22:39:28 · answer #8 · answered by bluesmanjunior 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the very definition of god dictates that he can't die a mortal death or if any death at all since he's the creator of death itself..."and in strange aeons even death may die"
2007-10-26 22:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that means one of us will have to take over and i dont want the job
2007-10-26 22:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋