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2007-10-26 22:30:30 · 14 answers · asked by Llew 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

And do you think he would have dropped a bible in there, if he was real?

2007-10-26 22:30:58 · update #1

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No, God is too busy keeping a record of people who are not praying or worshiping 5 times a day, so that he can roast them in hell!

2007-10-26 22:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by drasty 2 · 0 0

I've pondered that myself many times. What if He became bitter with humanity after we killed his son, so he started over on another planet? These UFO's we reportedly see - perhaps they are examples of one of his later projects. And, since God only has one son, that would mean the other race(s) simply obeyed Him from the get-go, so that it was not necessary to send a messiah to their planet as a sacrifice for their sins. Who knows? Maybe they never even ate the apple.

2007-10-27 05:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by johnnydaring 2 · 0 0

Yes, deciding which day to come and judge the world. Preparing Heaven for the true followers and Christians. Keeping all the elements of world working in proper order until His return.

2007-10-27 05:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only project that God has, is the project of 'being God'. It is a business mindset that thinks in terms of 'projects'.

2007-10-27 05:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by tamonmark 2 · 0 0

Sure. Why not?
And where do you suspect he dropped a Bible?

2007-10-27 05:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0 0

He is working on a romantic comedy with will farrel according to USA today

2007-10-27 05:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anything is possible with God.

2007-10-27 06:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 0 0

Heck he probly saw how bad we where #$%@%#ing things up and said ah to heck with this and went to fiddle with something else.

2007-10-27 05:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 0 0

Yeah, its his standard way of communicating with his flock, or he appears to individuals when no-one else can see or hear.

2007-10-27 05:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

he's currently working on the newest building to be erected in Dubai.

2007-10-27 05:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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