Little Mary was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Mary?"
"My goldfish died," replied Mary tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Mary patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
2007-10-26 22:11:39 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol funniest joke ever.
putting as interesting and thumbs up.
hhahahahahahhahahahahah
2007-10-26 22:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-26 22:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Funny, poor Mary.
2016-04-10 21:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Mary & I have a similar feeling towards cats. Star4U
2007-10-26 23:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent lmao
2007-10-27 06:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 23:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, Mary got her revenge.
PS: I thumbed everyone up btw.
2007-10-27 03:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got anymore?
2007-10-26 22:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 22:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Double kudos to you.
2007-10-26 22:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by just Reese 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋