Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.
There's a fine line between fishing and
standing on the shore like an idiot.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.
Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..
A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two
things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
2007-10-26 18:56:56 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true!!
great list.
2007-10-26 20:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..
LOL. good one. you get a star
2007-10-27 02:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All good, but I REALLY liked the ones about friends and enemies.
2007-10-27 02:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Dragonfly Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...thanks for the laughs!!! Here's a star!!!
2007-10-27 02:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the dog reading one
2007-10-27 02:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya take the good, ya take the bad, ya take em all and there you have, the facts of life, THE FACTS OF LIFE.
2007-10-27 02:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Koosher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really are on form today, another star for you!
2007-10-27 03:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
another quality offering hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-27 06:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they are all your from your own lips, then it looks like you are wiser than your avatar portrays you.
2007-10-27 02:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha... yea it's true...i walk into a room and forget why i'd walked in.. nice one... here's a shinny thing...
2007-10-27 02:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by rikku069 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good facts of life
2007-10-27 02:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋