2007-10-26 17:53:19 · 44 answers · asked by elle17 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
how were you born?
2007-10-26 17:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
When I stand in the presence of God Almighty, I seriously
doubt I (we) will be able to utter a word except Holy, Holy, Holy. God Bless.
2007-10-26 17:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him he's an egocentric twerp that likes to torture humans. What is his problem anyway? He endows us with desires, needs, and temptations, and if we don't pass the test by resisting those things, he tortures us for eternity. Not that I for one minute believe this antiquated Church crap, but if taken at its face value, it paints the image of god as one jealous prick prone to hissy fits and mass genocide. If that's supposed to engender some respect in his minions, his minions are idiots. Thank you for letting me state my opion.
2007-10-26 18:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could REALLY use some Thai Style Curry Chicken right now. You know, the stuff with the bamboo slivers, chicken slices, curry paste and coconut milk? ...poured over fried rice? Mmmmmm... GOT...to get me some of THAT right now!
I'd probably also ask him how he could possibly justify eternal torment (over curry chicken and spring rolls, of course).
2007-10-26 18:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the closes Burger King to my house?
2007-10-26 18:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for loving me inspite of my self and all the mistakes I have made in my life,and thank you for watching over my kids and keeping them safe. I would get on my knees and just thank Him for being God and dying for my sins and saving my kids.
2007-10-27 07:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by Godsgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hello. I want a lamborghini. Also, it'd be lovely if you could smite, perhaps, Shirley Phelps Roper and her brood. And lastly, all the people who kill/hate in your name, if you could enlighten them, please; they're completely irrational. And maybe manifest once in a while, you know, keep up the belief. You sure I'm not daydreaming?"
2007-10-26 18:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by Alexei M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day I will be given the chance because I choose to listen to how He tells me to do that....and I will thank Him for loving me enough to send His only Son to die in my place, so I could be with Him....and also for adopting me as His child.
But it will take eons to thank Him for everything He has done for me...like saving me from Hell, providing for everything I need, being with me through every crisis,....etc. etc. etc.
2007-10-26 17:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by samantha 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd ask him to tell me about his day. I'd really like to know what God thinks and feels about stuff.
2007-10-26 17:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by clairebear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd fall at His feet in grateful worship for saving me from my sin!
Then I'd ask Him 'how could you love someone as vile as I am as much as You do?'
2007-10-26 18:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can see God everyday if you're looking in the right place -
you don't ask it questions
2007-10-26 17:55:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋