The pope goes driving
After getting all of Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "President?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"
2007-10-27 18:16:19
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answer #1
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answered by troll to troll 7
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I'm a Christian and I drive a sports car, even though I'm about to sell it and get a Honda. But I think that we spend so much time in our cars we should enjoy the time, kind of like buying Nike running shoes instead of payless if you run a lot
2007-10-26 23:27:37
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answer #2
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answered by john smith 4
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No. Jesus did not have a porsche but he would have liked it. It's a bit of fun. To default on a loan for no good reason is just irresponsible and stupid, Jesus would not have done that.
2007-10-26 23:50:20
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answer #3
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answered by mree 3
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He went off in one Accord with the Apostles.
So he drove a Honda.
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chocolate Cake.
2007-10-27 00:21:59
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answer #4
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answered by bongobeat25 5
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It is not a sin, but do not love objects. Do not love the car. the loan has nothing to do with anything.
2007-10-26 23:27:00
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answer #5
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answered by * 6
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there are other cars besides 4-door sedans? :-O
Edit: Jesus would've driven a Volkswagon van, multicolored. He would've needed something groovy to tote around all the apostles.
girl! have fun with your new car! you make me feel so old. I have a new mazda cx7. *yawn*
2007-10-26 23:29:10
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answer #6
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answered by PediC 5
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No,Jesus didn't.drive a Porsche, He would probably drive something equal to or better than a Lamborghini
2007-10-27 00:13:45
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answer #7
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answered by Tinkerbelle 6
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Actually I heard it was a Mercedes Benz.
Last I heard Janis Joplin asked him for one, he got it and then likes it so much he wouldn't give it to her.
She quickly died after that and I think her and God go hot wheelin' often.
2007-10-26 23:30:52
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answer #8
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answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4
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No.
It's ok, but it is hard to be in ministry and drive a expensive car. And not be a source of stumbling for others.
2007-10-27 00:52:21
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answer #9
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answered by K in Him 6
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I think he would have driven a VW Van, you know, with peace symbols, etc. on it.
2007-10-26 23:33:34
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answered by clarklhc 3
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