2007-10-26 15:53:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
gumby-its a unicorn bear with cop glasses and a cop hat. Yea, its strange, but I made it!
2007-10-26 16:00:21 · update #1
lol. I don't know. Is it really anyone's fault? Were you not supposed to get new shoes. If so, it was your fault. I almost bought new shoes today but I've spent so much this week on various other stuff that I thought shoes might push my hubby over the edge.
BTW, what exactly is your avatar a picture of?
2007-10-26 15:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by gumby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What rational thinking and what an apt question.You seem to talk in riddles just the way the holy prophets do to confuse everyone, and have many versions of interpretations which leads to each sect fighting with the other. With such innate wisdom have you thought of starting your own religion- then you can watch various people fighting over you. O ya about the shoe, you can then blame your own religion for it
2007-10-26 16:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends, what kind of shoes are they?
Sandals- Buddhism
Sneakers- Catholicism
Skating shoes- Muslim
Heels- The Amish
Dress shoes- Scientology
Other- Blame the Mormons.
2007-10-27 07:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting new shoes when I get to Heaven....gonna walk all around God's Heaven..."New Shoes" by Dottie Rambo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hbjk_hoi13M
2007-10-26 16:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no certain religion to blame, but it is God's kindess that allowed you to get new shoes. Be thankful you have shoes on your feet and clothes on your back. Truly be happy for all you have and love God for what he has given you and what he has not burdened you with.
2007-10-26 16:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by * 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Deuteronomy 5:9-10 says,
" Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot, and spit in his face, and shall answer and say, So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house.
And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed."
2007-10-26 16:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This new one that I made up off the top of my head and nobody can prove it wrong like all of the others.
2007-10-26 16:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got new shoes too. I didn't blame it on a religion but my feet do thank god.
2007-10-26 16:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by nsprdwmn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So now you have three souls. But your own soul you can only sell not buy - and to whom have you sold it?
2007-10-26 15:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds selfish and materialistic, so you must be a Satanist.
2007-10-26 15:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋