music. He sits at the piano and plays the most beautiful music the club owner has ever heard.
The owner says 'That's incredible! I've never heard anything like it. What's it called?
The musician says, 'I call it: You filthy rat-basterd you slept with my sister and now I'm going to kill you' The owner is shocked and cant believe that a song so wonderful would have such a bad title. 'Let me hear another' the owner says.
The musician plays a more upbeat tune, but still hauntingly beautiful. Curious, the owner asks the name of the song.
'That was My F******* C*** has Itchy Warts' ... The club owner decides to hire him as long as he doesn't reveal the names of his songs.
On opening night, he WOWS the crowd with his music and proceeds to get drunk on stage. Excusing himself to the restroom he comes back drunk and with his fly open.
The crowd begins shouting
"Hey! Do you know your fly is open and your D**** is hanging out??
'KNOW IT?' he sputters "I WROTE IT!!!"
2007-10-26 15:05:45 · 13 answers · asked by boom chicki boom 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pwahahahhaah!!!!
thats hilarious!
2007-10-26 15:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dire Darknil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-10-26 15:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mattie T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol lol lol
im crying right now
That guy acts like my best friend
2007-10-26 15:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by Gabriel E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I think I'm related to that guy =P
2007-10-26 15:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-26 15:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before lol
2007-10-27 01:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Chanté 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot of reading for a mediocre joke. sorry.
2007-10-26 18:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hiiilarious
2016-04-10 08:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad...not bad at all.
2007-10-26 15:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Techeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was very funny. thanks for the laugh. have a star.
2007-10-26 15:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋