We've all heard about people having guts or balls,but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
2007-10-26 13:47:39 · 17 answers · asked by Pustic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Outragiously funny!!!
Thank you for the belly laugh!!!
You get all of the points tonight my friend!!!
2007-10-26 13:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well heavens, what is your question? Do we know the difference between them? It appears you've answered that, so what's your point? Just informing the masses here or trying to be funny? Falls a bit short of hilarity. Could you explain this to my 10-year-old, reading over my shoulder? Take your impropriety elsewhere.
2007-10-26 14:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by MariannaIsles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you copy this from somewhere i heard this on some website before like 5 months ago.
But what if a girl was coming home and saying your next you would say she has balls?
2007-10-26 13:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol love thanks for that laugh you really had me in stiches.I see them nasties is in full force again tonight,but here have a star.And have a lovely day cause here in the UK it's sleeping time.xxxxxxxx
2007-10-26 14:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you believe in sex before marriage cos there is none after.
2007-10-26 13:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that already
2007-10-26 13:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by meli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this was awesome and i agree
They both end in death
oooo yeah
2007-10-26 13:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Delena J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Visibly you have both. Pretty funnnnnnnnn-y!!!
2007-10-26 13:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sister Lourdes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this just made my day. Now I'll know the difference so this just changed my life. I'll never be the same. thanks
2007-10-26 13:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jonathan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
That is TOO funny
2007-10-26 13:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋