A guy goes to his doctor and says,
"Doc, I have a problem."
"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."
"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks, "What happened"?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
2007-10-26 13:40:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
been there mate xxx lol xxx
2007-10-26 13:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, erm, it can mean masturbation (for males). It's the wrestler John Cena's finishing move too. Lmao. =)
2016-04-10 08:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Gave me a right laugh. lol
2007-10-26 22:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! Will Cialis do the same thing for thirty-six hours?
2007-10-26 14:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 13:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fookin hilarious hun, pass the mop and bucket, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-27 01:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did he show the doc the blisters too?
2007-10-26 13:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-27 03:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahh bless, never mind, maybe his luck will be in next weekend.
LOL LOL LOL
2007-10-28 04:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are doing good you making me laugh>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-27 01:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that same thing happened to me last week
2007-10-26 13:44:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋