A man gets home from his local Chinese Takeaway and puts his Beef Chow mein on a plate. He tucks in and after a few forkfulls, notices the food is very chewy, so much, he can't eat it. Quite miffed, he rings the takeaway back. "Hello, i've just got home and sat down to eat my meal. I'm not one to complain, but, well, it's rubbery"
The man at the takeaway replies "Oh, thank you verry much! Come again!"
2007-10-26 13:16:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lawl @ rachel
2007-10-26 13:22:11 · update #1
I'm from England (Newcastle Upon Tyne)
Wey aye Man!
2007-10-26 18:19:53 · update #2
HUH? I DONT GET IT
2007-10-26 13:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chinese Takeaway Jokes
2016-10-31 12:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no that's awful...but quite funny!!!! hehe:) I'll give it two thumbs up...by the way where are you from, ur lingo is a little bit different never heard the term "miffed" before am i right to assume it means upset??? Also i use the term "takeout" rather than "takeaway" not that it matters i was just curious...
2007-10-26 16:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by la loca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must have been the flied lice that went with it. Good on Wun Hung Lo for cooking it.
2007-10-26 14:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!! LUV IT!!...wot about the man who phoned a take away and ask if they deliver?...his reply from the other end was no..we do chicken beef and fish! thankyou!!
2007-10-26 13:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vewy Fawnny ! did you like the egg-lies who came with it too ?
ha ha ha !
2007-10-26 13:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Trucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My chicken was rubbery...lol...dont worry I get it
2007-10-26 13:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO did he have sore finger on that too
2007-10-26 13:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one lmao did he have fried lice too?
2007-10-26 21:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rachie isn't alone i don't get it neither
2007-10-26 13:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one
2007-10-28 00:39:05 · answer #11 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋