An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."
2007-10-26 12:49:14 · 18 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you do that in bed tonight sugar puff, you can get on the sofa
2007-10-26 13:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 19:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Gave me a right laugh. lol
2007-10-27 05:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 20:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMGas Off
2007-10-26 19:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg tht is so blumin funni lol u go old woman !
2007-10-26 19:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill, cheap perfume is the best, and fresh all the time.
LOL LOL LOL
2007-10-28 11:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
phew that was ripe,hope the doors stayed shut for a while.
2007-10-26 19:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! HA to all the bitchy rich people of the world!!!!!
Hi to all the nice ones....
2007-10-26 19:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh.
you made my day start off right.
2007-10-27 04:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋