A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee..."
2007-10-26 12:47:29 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
always great ones from you!!
starred!!
2007-10-26 21:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Many people have the mistaken belief that plastic surgery got its name because it involves the use of some sort of plastic or other manmade material, when in fact, the term plastic surgery comes from the Greek word "plastikos," which means to mold or to shape. By the way, the first published use of that word was by German surgeon Karl Ferdinand von Graefe (1787–1840), one of the pioneers of plastic surgery.
2016-04-10 08:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 13:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He, A good one !
(But it was told few times before)
Have a Star anyway :o)
2007-10-26 12:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha goatee you're kidding, she must have had a split in the middle of the back of her head.
2007-10-26 12:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Gave me a right laugh. lol
2007-10-26 21:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahha...good 1 have great weekend
2007-10-26 13:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can use basics of this joke big time Th.
2007-10-26 13:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but nice i love itstar coming your way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-27 01:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I just bursted out laughing. That was hilarious. hahaha
2007-10-26 21:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋