WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
2007-10-26 11:39:25 · 23 answers · asked by ♥me!♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the
Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS".
MORAL: Never argue with a woman!
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
2007-10-26 11:41:59 · update #1
ROFL!!! That is way too great!! I loved the first one..... :0)
2007-10-26 12:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the U.S. sucks, but not all people in the U.S. are bad. It's mostly the fault of politicians and bureaucrats that our country is a big sh*thole. That doesn't mean all the men or women are bad. Also, every country has its own problems, too, and so do the people. I do tend to agree that it might be good to book it out of this country before everything goes to hell in a hand basket, but I don't want to do so for the reasons you describe. There are some good people in the United States, believe it or not.
2016-04-10 08:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be a guy, but those were pretty funny. The remote one was the best one I think.
2007-10-26 11:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant i liked the first one , it will be going around the office on monday 10/10
2007-10-26 12:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SSSSShhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttttt BEOTCH use a mean lady:) hahahahahahhaa but funny joke teller:)
2007-10-26 12:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody knows that girls and boys are equal, but most of the time, GIRLS ARE BETTER
A hysterical question!
2007-10-26 12:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by pineapple125 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! The In-law one was a good one.! Men are clueless sometimes!
according to your article,women win!
2007-10-26 11:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ravenesque 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 13:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why Do day do dat
maybe becauze men r way differerent den boyz
2007-10-26 11:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by P H A T ? [ ♥ ] ○●○●○● 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good jokes. I must show them to someone I know who's married.
2007-10-26 11:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha ha
2007-10-26 11:43:13 · answer #11 · answered by Andrew E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋