What would you do?
2007-10-26 11:29:03 · 29 answers · asked by Liz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Stop giving religious answers. This is not a religious question. Just what the hell wouldja do if you were in charge of everything and people would worship you and say your name in vain and all that.
2007-10-26 11:36:38 · update #1
For example, Jesus Lizzie!
2007-10-26 11:37:01 · update #2
What do you mean by "IF"?
2007-10-26 11:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by gismoII 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Destroy the world and start all over again. I would make human beings MUCH better people, and create a Utopian world. Of course people would still have problems, you can't appreciate the good if you've never experienced the bad, but people wouldn't be starving to death or anything like that. And discrimination and hatred would not be tolerated. And I would show myself and teach people the proper way to act, if they break the rules then life will get harder for them. But no Hell or anything like that.
2007-10-26 14:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by Moxie! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd smite anyone who believed in any god, including me. It's the lake of fire for all you believers. I'd then appear on the Daily Show and declare myself an abomination unto humanity and irrevocably condemn myself to nonexistence then and there giving Atheists the final proof of their beliefs.
The fact of the matter is that I wouldn't want to be god. I wouldn't mind being rich and admired (somewhere around a Larry Ellison level). But I could do just about anything I fantasize about with that level of power (the man has an America's Cup yacht, for god's sake). Beyond that, I don't need any of the omni fantasies.
2007-10-26 11:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dave P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid that if I have a human mind and godly powers, I won't be able to handle the whole world. I guess I'd try to end wars and famine, and maybe stop rapists, murderer, and child abusers from getting acquitted, and stop people who make false accusations from getting money. IFF I were God, I think that justice is the first issue I'd deal with. But I'm not.
2007-10-26 11:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instruct everyone to stop believing, then destroy myself.
But first, I'd cede to Chinita's wishes and get rid of Republicans. Glenn Beck would be touring the country in a cage, wearing a huge diaper and a dunce cap.
Since Rush Limbaugh has already embalmed himself with drugs, we can display his fat corpse as a relic of evil.
Then, I'd vanish.
2007-10-26 11:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'd make it rain vegan ice-cream,
I'd teach the cat to pee INSIDE the litter tray,
I'd solve world Hunger (without killing any animals),
Replace all guns with flowers,
Resurrect Kurt Cobain as my new prophet,
And make everyday casual Friday.
2007-10-26 11:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Erebus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No stillbirths or child deaths
everyone would have the compassion of Gandhi.
Humans could grow back limbs and newts could not.
2007-10-26 11:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would make the world, life and all, then disappear forever. I'd make people smarter and more open minded too.
There wouldn't be hell or heaven. Both concepts seem a little selfish to me.
2007-10-26 11:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
~He Is God~
He is the First and Last,
The Beginning and the End!
He is the keeper of Creation and the Creator of all!
He is the Architect of the universe and the Manager of all times.
He always was, He always is, and He always will be ...
unmoved, Unchanged, Undefeated, and never Undone!
He was bruised and brought healing!
He was pierced and eased pain!
He was persecuted and brought freedom!
He was dead and brought life!
He is risen and brings power!
He reigns and brings Peace!
The world can't understand him,
The armies can't defeat Him,
The schools can't explain Him, and The leaders can't ignore Him.
Herod couldn't kill Him, The Pharisees couldn't confuse Him, and The people couldn't hold Him!
Nero couldn't crush Him, Hitler couldn't silence Him,
The New Age can't replace Him, and "Oprah" can't explain Him away!
He is light, love, longevity, and Lord.
He is goodness, Kindness, Gentleness, and God.
He is Holy, Righteous, mighty, powerful, and pure.
His ways are right,
His word is eternal,
His will is unchanging, and His mind is on me.
He is my Savior,
He is my guide, and He is my peace!
He is my Joy,
He is my comfort,
He is my Lord, and He rules my life!
I serve Him because His bond is love,
His burden is light, and His goal for me is abundant life.
I follow Him because He is the wisdom of the wise,
the power of the powerful,
the ancient of days, the ruler of rulers, the leader of leaders, the overseer of the overcomers, and is to come. And if that seems impressive to you, try this for size.
His goal is a relationship with ME!
He will never leave me,
never forsake me,
never mislead me,
never forget me,
never overlook me and
never cancel my appointment in His appointment book!
When I fall, He lifts me up!
When I fail, He forgives!
When I am weak, He is strong!
When I am lost, He is the way!
When I am afraid, He is my courage!
When I stumble, He steadies me!
When I am hurt, He heals me!
When I am broken, He mends me!
When I am blind, He leads me!
When I am hungry, He feeds me!
When I face trials, He is with me!
When I face persecution, He shields me!
When I face problems, He comforts me!
When I face loss, He provides for me!
When I face Death, He carries me Home!
He is everything for everybody everywhere, every time, and every way.
He is God, He is faithful. I am His, and He is mine!
My Father in heaven can whip the father of this world.
So, if you're wondering why I feel so secure, understand this...
He said it and that settles it.
God is in control, I am on His side,
and that means all is well with my soul.
Everyday is a blessing for GOD Is!
2007-10-26 11:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by drehmy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would probably show myself to my Creation. That is if i were self conscious enough to want to force a good portion of them to suffer for eternity for not believing in me.
2007-10-26 11:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody would go to Heaven. Eternal forgiveness, no hell.
2007-10-26 11:51:35 · answer #11 · answered by 蝴蝶 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋