Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.
"Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.
"We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
"Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
"Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
"You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
"Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.
"Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
"NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.
"Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.
2007-10-26 10:55:56 · 9 answers · asked by life goes on... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a bathroom:
In case of fire: wipe your *** and run like hell
2007-10-26 10:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 18:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Gave me a right laugh. lol
2007-10-27 04:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny! Especially the first 5!
2007-10-26 17:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the handicapped one, nor the last one.
The rest are pretty funny!
2007-10-26 17:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and i enjoyed reading them too.
2007-10-26 18:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those are so funny lol
2007-10-26 18:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............. FUNNY !!!!!! ya just made my day !!!!!!!!!! cheers 4 the post !
2007-10-26 18:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by finn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny thanks.
2007-10-27 05:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋