2007-10-26 10:51:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Honestly. This really happened!
When I was 12 years old, one Saturday evening, my Mom had fixed a big pot of beans with corn bread and buttermilk for supper.
The next day was Sunday in church. I passed gas so loud, it would have made an elephant proud to call me son.
The people next to me started to snicker and giggle. Then the rows in front and in back of me couldn't help but start. From there, it spread all the way to the pulpit. The preacher started to laugh so hard, he stopped preaching. By then, the entire population inside of the church was laughing uncontrollably.
Finally in the middle of his sermon the preacher got up off the floor, and said church is dismissed. No prayer, song, nothing!
I was hiding under the seats, crying my heart out. Nobody noticed or cared. Boo-Hoo! Finally after the church was empty and everyone had gone home, my Mother came over and pulled me out, and took me home.
Thanks Mom!
2007-10-26 11:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Bigdog 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I were in the grocery check-out line and I let an ear deafening fart. Right away I gave my husband the dirtiest look and shook my head. Then, the clerk was glaring at him and well as the people behind us. That happened almost 20 years ago and he was ticked off then, but got over it and still laugh about it.
2007-10-26 19:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by bugggs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was in high school i rode the bus home, well one day i had my headphones on and i was getting off the bus. i didn't hear the bus driver say be careful its wet i kept on walking as i was stepping down to the next step i slipped, slided on my *** till i fell on the street. my headphones broke, my watch broke, i just heard everyone laughing behind me. theres was one guy that helped me up but it was way too embarrassing to look him in the eye. ill never forget that day.
2007-10-26 18:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by ☠eVeRy1 fEeLs So FaR aWaY fRm ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy asked to hang out and he acted like he did not know me the next day
2007-10-26 18:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jackie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was walking to clas one day
and there was a "hot" girl in front of me
she was in 8th grade i was in 6th
one of my friends pushed me
i ran into the girl and my arms rapped around her
i quckly let go and began to stuter trying to explain what hapned
she looked at me with this "weird" look
it was pretty embarassing
lol
2007-10-26 17:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend was coming over
and i did relize it but my tampon
box was sitting on my floor
right when he walked in!
2007-10-26 18:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋