2007-10-26 10:29:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-26 10:37:25 · update #1
All I know is that he appears to stay far, far away from it.
2007-10-26 10:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by MR TT, VT enthusiast 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
It makes his mammary glands swell up so big that he looks female, which is why Fundies keep it the hell away from their churches.
One time some Kryptonite was smuggled into the Vatican, and the great big picture of god and Adam about to touch fingers got a direct hit. Well, God's titties got so big that all the spectators looked up and said, "Look! God is a WOMAN!!!!"
Needles to say, while the priests all ran for a smock, extra large, to cover up God's embarrassing display, all the pagans in the crowd put their heads together and giggled till they darn near wet their collective pants, This was their unfortunate undoing, and they were kicked out out of the Vatican, wet panties and all, laughing all the way to the First annual Kryptonite Festival of the Big Breasted God.
True story.
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2007-10-26 12:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good to see you too, dude.
None whatsoever. The planet Krypton was destroyed because it was a giant Sodom and Gomorrah... God reigned fire down on it to punish the inhabitants. But Superman was the only righteous one left, and that is why God spared him (the part about the rest of his family being turned into salt-comets was left out of the final draft of the comic series).
2007-10-26 10:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by SDW 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God created Kryptonite, so he should be fine.
2007-10-26 10:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kyle B 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you mocking Superman lore? That is no way to make friends and influence people.
2007-10-26 10:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
the God we know doesnt come from Krypton darling ...
so it has no effect
but if you are talking about the Krytpon God ... that is a different story
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2007-10-26 10:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
zilch---but that guy Lex Luthor----riles him up pretty good. Maybe we should say Luther since it is religion and all that.
2007-10-26 10:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He takes it like aspirin for headaches?
2007-10-26 10:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by deztructshun 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last I knew it worked as an aphrodisiac,,
2007-10-26 10:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
This has got to be one of the most STUPID questions ever asked in R&S!!!!
When you stand before God on judgement day, you can ask Him for yourself!
2007-10-26 10:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
None, grow up.
2007-10-26 10:32:34 · answer #11 · answered by carl 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋