I was taking a dump earlier and I noticed that I didn't have any toilet paper. Not only that, but there wasn't any anywhere in my apartment. The only source of paper I could find was a Bible. Do you think God will understand?
2007-10-26 10:25:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If he has provided, take advantage. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
2007-10-26 10:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there is no god.. you're off the hook.... here's a joke for you ...
Conversation overheard between an Atheist and a Hippie..
Atheist: "do you think christians know how to use toilet paper, the instructions aren't found in the bible?"
Hippie: "Of course it is, on the inside cover it says.. "Step 1: tear page, Step 2: insert in crap Step 3 wipe"
Atheist: "Is that it?"
Hippie:"ya!"
Atheist:"one could only imagine the confustion afterwards"
2007-10-26 17:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First, I don't believe that was the only paper there. Secondly,
there are things you should never tell anyone else and that's one of them; thirdly, pray to God about it.
2007-10-26 17:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.
Take a dump and clear your thoughts.
Your eyes are turning brown.
Are you constipated?
Why do people open their mouth and remove all doubt?
2007-10-26 17:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think God is probably crying for you right now as is all of heaven. I feel bad for you too. I hope things get better for you, I really do.
2007-10-26 17:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by christian_me 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Obviously a troll.
2007-10-26 17:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by Maya 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why do you bother?
2007-10-26 17:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋