Should I Put her in the freezer and cook her later on and serve her on the dinner table, so she will be with us for every and every.
Or Should I just BBQ her, and throw a party?
my kids were really attached to the cat, and this way she would be with us for ever and ever?
2007-10-26 10:21:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would suggest a nice meat loaf. Cat is a little strong if you don't mix it in with another meat.
2007-10-26 10:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Well...if they were really attached...Maybe you should do what they did in Ancient Egypt. Have a mummification Ceremony, and bury your kids with the cat. Cats were once revered in Egypt, so it would be a great honor for both your cat and your kids. They will need each other in the after life.
2007-10-26 17:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find a singing telegram does the trick for those really awkward situations with the kids....my preference being an Elvis impersonator, but it doesn't have to be.
2007-10-26 17:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mancloud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your kids the cat has died.
When I was a kid, my dad told me that our cat had run away. I looked in the garbage can, and found part of the cat's body. It was very traumatic.
2007-10-26 17:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that's gross, but if your cat really did die, tell them the truth and do what a normal person would do.....
take the cat to the taxidermy and have it stuffed so it WILL be with you forever!!!!!
2007-10-26 17:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by MOL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet that will be a pleasant suprise to them to learn they are eating a cat.
2007-10-26 17:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a funeral in the back yard.
2007-10-26 17:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I am laughing soooooooooooooooo hard right now. I am cracking up ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Take it to the taxidermy, have it stuffed, It woudn't hurt to eat it, except it has been dead, so it might not be good to eat
2007-10-26 18:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Peter R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't forget to use the fur to make gloves
2007-10-26 17:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
this is disgusting lol
2007-10-26 17:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋