A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum.
The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
“What’s the matter hun?” asked his wife. “Did I hurt you?”
“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders.”
2007-10-26 10:01:38 · 12 answers · asked by Samantha1029 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol poor guy,here is a star for you and thanks for the laugh.xx
2007-10-26 10:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a phenomenon called "sympathy pains," where the father will feel some of the things that the mother-to-be is feeling. However, it usually only happens to couples who live together, and it is 100% psychological.
2016-04-10 08:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 13:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! I bet that focused the mind. lol hahahahaha
2007-10-26 10:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS GROSS!
i guess u could say it was funny. not so much tho
2007-10-26 10:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow. had to read twice to get, but when i did, it was funny. star for you.
2007-10-26 12:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Destrier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2007-10-26 10:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Dark Serenity 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
you just made my day :)
2007-10-27 17:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-26 10:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! woww.
2007-10-26 10:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋