A guy say's to his mate in the pub "i took a shortcut just there along the railway lines and i found this lovely woman tied to the tracks so i untied her and we had the most amazing sex ever". "Wow did you get a bj" asks his mate. "No i couldn't find her head".
2007-10-26 07:53:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dayumm....now that is funny and sick all at the same time....where did you come up with this one or find this joke at?
2007-10-26 08:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by charlie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2007-10-26 07:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by {:3) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's exactly the reason Americans don't like Europeans.
2007-10-26 08:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmm , was that the 16:38 to paddington by any chance ?
2007-10-26 08:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwwwwwww. That's terrible. Lol.
2007-10-26 07:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That became into definately "cheesy" yet stable jokes right it quite is one for you.............. At a community college dance, a guy from usa requested the female from Sweden to bop. jointly as they have been dancing, he provides her slightly squeeze, and says, "In usa, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." slightly later, he provides her a %. on the cheek, and says, "In usa, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." in the direction of the tip of the night, and many beverages later, he's taking her out on the campus backyard, and proceeds to have intercourse along with her, and says, "In usa, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, yet we generally placed greater meat in it."
2016-09-27 22:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by woodell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not offended
but, that is one almost funny
sick joke!!!
2007-10-26 08:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like a little necrophilia to start your day!
2007-10-26 07:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by nascarlovindad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old joke but still good do have any new jokes
2007-10-26 07:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by phillip b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little sick and totally unfunny.
2007-10-26 07:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋