2007-10-26 07:50:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Janitors make good money. Enjoy.
2007-10-26 07:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
God already knows what is in your mind and heart. If they aren't in the proper place when you pass from this existence, you won't even be let in.
BTW - I would have no objections to being the "janitor in heaven" if that's the only way I could get in. It would beat going to the other place.
FYI - There actually will be no need for "janitors" in heaven. Heaven will be a place of perpetual perfection, with nothing going into disorder, uncleanliness, or disrepair. As it mentions in Revelation "nothing unclean shall ever enter it" and there will be no need of sunlight or other illumination because God Himself will be it's light.
2007-10-26 08:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by the phantom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if that was suppose to be funny. But if you are a atheist you will not go to heaven. I don't even understand how someone can not believe there is no god. People need to sit back and ask them self how did this world come about how was people made. Someone or something created this world and that someone or something is God. You say you are a atheist why? Have you done your research on God and the bible. The last time I check it was god that got you up this morning and not let you die for what ever reason. Ask your self if you was put in a situation to were you would be killed and the only way out is to call on God and he saves you. Would you? Are if not who would you call on to save you?
2007-10-26 07:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
no, because if your an atheist, you will not under any circumstance get into heaven. there is only one way to enter into that marvelous place. He is THE way, THE truth, and THE light, and NO ONE comes to the father except by Jesus Christ, God's only son who died for our sins and to make a way for us to get into heaven. If don't have a relationship with Jesus..i highly suggest that you do this. it is the only way to get into heaven, and i can tell you from experience its alot easier to live with God on your side. that doesn't mean that you won't face problems, because it "rains on the just and the unjust", but its alot easier to make it through these hard times when he's by your side. have a great day, and God Bless :)
2007-10-26 07:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by ChiCk4God 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nope, you get the virgins because you were totally free and were not taken in just because some old book told you to be. You were "good for goodness sake".
Added: Maybe the test is if you are so weak willed and mindless that you get taken in by all this religious crap you don't get in to heaven. Maybe that's the test to see if you actually used your free will or squandered God's gift.
2007-10-26 07:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, and you'll have to shine the shoes of the saved too. And I'm going to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't steal my new Manolos, you evil lizard!
2007-10-26 07:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You won't get into Heaven in the first place, so being a "janitor" in a non-option.
2007-10-26 07:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
No, you won't be a janitor, but you will have to endure bagpipe and accordion lessons.
2007-10-26 09:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but you will earn yourself a place in the lake of fire where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Keep laughing....if you dont get your life right you will see....after you bow and Proclaim him Lord of all
2007-10-26 07:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by happlymarriedinlove2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way. when he sees your curvaceous T. rex body, he's going to make you his dino concubino.
and if you get knocked up, I hope it looks just like daddy, just in case. DNA is not reliable in heaven.
2007-10-26 15:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋