A man walks by a bakery and much to his delight sees a sign on the window saying;
" Sausage rolls £1 and wanks £20"
So he heads on into the shop and asks for some assistance and the woman comes out and says cans I help you?"
The man says "Yes are you the woman who gives the wanks?"
The woman replies with a big smile on her face, "Yes I certainly am"
To which the man replies "Well get in there and wash your. hands and give me two sausage rolls!"
2007-10-26 07:47:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
axeton-ask Tom Cruise, your paL-I'm sure he'd be happy to give you a hand.........
2007-10-26 07:55:23 · update #1
mathlover-go google it or something.BTW it's 'Maths' not 'Math'-do you say 'mathematic'? Itrust that you are a yank with that grammatical error.....
2007-10-26 08:07:16 · update #2
charlie-ok,here's the wikipedia link, is that any help?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker
2007-10-26 08:31:10 · update #3
Very good hope it wasn't greggs just got a steak bake today *
2007-10-26 09:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 15:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah... I don't think americans can understand that, but it didn't make me laugh even when I replaced "wanks" with sex.
2007-10-26 14:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 16:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did he ask her to wash her hands?
2007-10-26 16:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers man that got me laughing.!!!
2007-10-26 19:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh i get it,it does help when you replace "wanks" with sex.
2007-10-26 15:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by M~n~M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must know better jokes than that. i didnt find it funny. sorry
2007-10-26 14:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by lewis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL wow XD
2007-10-26 15:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-26 14:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋